I liked you post, but you come across as smug that you left unbaptised at 14 while us dipshits didnt.
I doubt that was due to any great insights on your part at the time, but more to do with family dynamics. if you'd had a close relationship with your mother and your sister hadnt had that experience odds are high you would have got dipped and had a completely different life story.
"Clinging", he probably cant change the title now either...